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This one's had me giggling for days. Some may not get it, my apologies to my Italian friends in advance, it was one of your countrymen who told it to me ! This old time Italian plumber named Luigi, and his new bride Virginia take a honeymoon to Florida. When he gets back to his old New York neighborhood his friends ask him how it was. " Florida, ita was a nice! Warma sun, blue water, nice beaches, and my Virginia, she loved it a soooo much! But I tell you, the train ride aback, it was a notso nice." " Why is that?" his friends ask . " Virginia, she pack a picnic lunch for da ride aback" he said. " Late in the day, we decide to eat in the coach, but here comes Mr Conductor." "No, no no, you can't eat in here, dis is da coach car, you hafta eat in the dining car!" " So me and Virginia, we pack up and we movea to the dining car, where we hava lunch and some vino. After lunch, I decide to have a cigar, then here comes Mr Conductor again saying", "No no no! You canna smoke in here, this is the dining car, you gotta smoke in da smoking car!" " So I tell Virginia I will meet her later in the sleeping car and I go to da smoking car to relax. Later I meet Virginia in da sleeping car, and after a few more glasses of vino, I start tryin to make amore with my new bride, when here coma dat Conductor again, hollerin" "NORFOLKA VIRGINIA!" " Next timea,,,,,,I take da bus!" [(-D][swg][(-D][swg][(-D][swg]
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