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Before becoming my friend and supporter there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must persue. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452: The five hour story telling party.
No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting.
Number 058 of the 1,000 provisions I would like you to observe is to never talk to me while I'm humming to myself. This is an important provision - do you understand?
No. 075: Celebrate zugmann's birthday in grand-style.
No. 172: Seek harmony. Seek it, thus. First! A haircut!
No. 202: Only the grandest of toilets is acceptable!
This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?
This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe: friends should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as
"I don't like carrots."
No. 452: Attendance at the five hour story-telling party is absolutely mandatory.
Have you forgotten provision No. 573? Always walk 3 steps behind me.
No. 578: The hero must never tell a lie.
No. 602: Food must be prepared with the freshest ingredients.
No. 667: You must praise zugmann at all times.
To sum up that is what led to number 679 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe: always place a dehumidifier in your room.
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