Troy-v-Tim battleground

[Anonymous]

Hi guys,

Reading the various topics this morning and having a good laugh at the latest battles. So I thought it would be good to have all the flaming arrows in one topic and save all the messing around picking up various threads. Tim, just a tip mate, us Brits are very, very thick skinned and you must remember our humour.

Off you go..............................

[Anonymous]

ding ding.Round 1
Let's hope the weather's nice for a good battle
(sorry couldn't resist)
Troy

[red p]

So has Troy been banned from the coffee shop [?]

[tangerine-jack]

I think the weather is very nice for a battle, nice cool morning but warming later this aftern.......[zzz]

[oX)]

[Anonymous]

Come now Jack.No dozing off.Let me hand you a cup of coffee to keep you awake.
[:D][:D]
Troy

[Anonymous]

If it's a sunny day Troy, make mine an iced one. Will a young lady in a short skirt be coming round selling ice cream at half time?
Kim[:P]

[Anonymous]

Kim,I thought we'd have a nice young lady in a very short skirt as this would give Ian from Aus something to look at.
We'll have all kinds of coffee and I'll get some smoothies in especially as I think someone on the forum preferred them.
No ice cream .Makes a terrible mess in the sun.
Troy

[Anonymous]

Don't forget the beer, warm for us brits and cold for the non brits and a bar maid in the obligitory short skirt and low cut top that calls everyone 'darlin'. Or, depending upon which way people lean, a bar person in the obligitory short skirt and low cut top that calls everyone 'duckie'.
Agree with you about the ice cream, shame really for the young uns.
Cheers,
Kim
[tup]

[Anonymous]

Shall we have pint glasses or mugs.
Hey,I know,we'll be risky and have pewter mugs
Let's be 'aving yer!
Troy ..Round ...errr.4

After a drink or two we could have a John Cleese style forum discussion.
i.e." I mentioned trains,but I think I got away with it ! ".

[vsmith]

So an Open Topic thread is pariah, but a Beer Thread is OK[?][;)]

[Anonymous]

Yeah,What are you having Vic.

[vsmith]

Young's Double Chocolate Stout please, and after that I'm out of here. This is between you two guys, I like Tim, I have no problem with the open forum, I like you Troy and enjoy your Tram models but this is something personal between you guys, I'm going to be too busy this weekend to be online and I'm not going to act like a referee so I'm keeping out of this,

its between you, Tim, and Rene.

[Anonymous]

OK Vic.Probably a good move
Nice talking to you over the last year.See you over at MLS for your indoor stuff
Troy

[Anonymous]

After the recent posts that involve my family,it has now become VERY personal.
Your move Tim.
I await your reply.
Troy

[Rastun]

Moving on to the next

[Anonymous]

I've just realised that by opening a topic on battleground so we don't have to go looking for the battles I have gone and opened another *** coffee shop. THIS IS NOW CLOSED, PLEASE LOOK FOR THE BATTLES IN OTHER TOPICS.
A thousand apologies,
Kim
[tup]

Where the *** are I put a cuss word, Delta, Alpha, Mike, November. How long have cuss words been auto correcting?

[Rene Schweitzer]

FYI, for obvious reasons, I'm locking this thread.