Summer sports have escalated again.

[Anonymous]

My problem is this and its do do with being men and not to do with Railways.

We have many world class surfing beaches around here and as the temperature climbs those bloody girls are building up in numbers again. It is very nice to look at young well built young ladies in bikinis wandering around. But it is like a tidal just too many of them and more go topless than those that act in a proper and demure manner.

If you don't look at them people think your gay and will demean you, but if you do look at them you may get run in or get a bunch of fives in the mouth, so what are you to do?

Any advice would be appreciated;

What about the guy who took a photagraph of a topless young lady with his mobile phone and sent it off to a friend and got fined $500 for so doing

Does anyone think this is fair.


Regrds Ian

[Anonymous]

You're supposed to wear dark rap around sunglasses so they can't catch you![:D]

And no I don't think it's fair! If you go nude topless or what ever in public then you shouldn't be able to wine when someone takes your picture. YouR in PUBLIC!

[Anonymous]

Hi Ian,
This country has gone completely mad with 'political correctness' and it looks like you lot down there have caught up. Start making representations to your local council to force them all to wear bikini tops, if you're not supposed to look they might as well! A local case here in the north west UK involved a father slapping his sons leg for misbehaving in public and he promptly got arrested by an off duty cop. Went to court, found guilty and banned from living with his family!!! I'm pleased to say that someone with a bit of common sense got that overturned and the guy's back with his family - which is a normal everyday family. I suspect that whilst the cop was arresting this guy an old person was getting mugged for their pension just around the corner.
The world's gone mad, anymore crazy stories out there?
Cheers,
Kim
[tup]

[Tom The Brat]

QUOTE: The world's gone mad, anymore crazy stories out there?

Yea, but you really don't want to know.

A former family man.

[Anonymous]

Oh well, like we say in New Jersey........"Life is a Beach"!

[markperr]

I figure we're about fifty years from hearing in the news about some lunatic who supposedly talked to God and God told him to build a BIG boat with lots of stables and only one passenger compartment.

Mark[V][;)]

[vsmith]

Ian

Qoute the great sage ZZ TOP..."Go get yerself some Cheap Sunglasses!"

And you need learn how to scan the whole beach in front of you without turning yer head, just by turnin' yer eyes!

I learned to perfect this technic when I was working in Newport Beach and would eat lunch with a co-workers at a Beachfront burger joint, we could scope out almost every young lady in the place without looking up from out food! Good thing too, cause some of those surf rat boyfriends were certifiable nutjobs when it came to scoping out their girlfriends!!!

When it comes to nudie beaches the secret is to acknowledge without learing, always appear to keep eye contact when walking past a topless girl, they are going topless on purpose and believe me, they DO want you to look, but not to lear, otherwise they wouldnt walk around in public topless. Its kind of a test to see how mature you can react to nudity. Its all in the attitude.

If you just accept the nudity on the beach as a given, and not get upset or act immature around topless girls then you'll be surprised how fast you get used to it. Just remember, even when girls are wearing bikini's (or guys in speedo's) theres often absolutly nothing left to the imagination. Its no different then if they were walking around in there underwear, only that they can now get sunburned in very very sensitve places!

We dont worry about that here in the United States of Puritanicalism,where you can wear the skimpyist peice of 1inch square fabric but as long at covers all the dangerous spots, it OK. But flash a private part in public? intentionally or accidentally? and people react out of proportion to all reason!!!

Hope this helps![8D]

[grandpopswalt]

Ian,

Oh you poor, poor man, I really sympathize with this terrible problem you find yourself facing. However you seem to be a strong fellow, I feel certain that you'll find a way to deal with it.

It's times like this when we hear of the sufferings of our fellow man that we should consider ourselves fortunate that we don't have to struggle with the choices you're faced with.

Keep the faith.

Walt

[Anonymous]

Gentlemen; All I can say is thank you for the kind words and support.

During mid to late December to at least half through January and to a lesser extent right to the end of January, Australia virtually closes up commercially and every one goes on holidays because it is so hot.

This means that their nunbers will at least triple and many wild young women will come up here from Sydney and it will just get worse and worse.

I will keep the faith and our end up. as a younger man in Sydney i was known as Merv the Purve.


Regards ian

[Anonymous]

Ian,
Thanks for the post - it helps me remember that even at this miserable time of year, that such things do exist.

I'm in the northern U.S. and its that ugly, cold time when we take your winter and you take our summer (or something like that.) All I see these days are parkas and big boots!!! Can't wait for spring.
- - Stack