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Words we should ban from 3-rail disscussion.
Posted by gvdobler on Friday, December 1, 2006 10:27 AM

How can the word "prototypical" fit in with a track structure that has a rail running down the middle.  Not to mention that in real life size it only has one tie every 15 or 20 feet, and a turn radius of 54 feet.

I've started a list of words that should stay over in 87 land.

!. Prototypical

2. Forced perspective

3. Fast clock

What else can you think of?

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Posted by Pennvalley on Friday, December 1, 2006 10:39 AM

Lionel

MTH

Laugh [(-D]

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Posted by lionelsoni on Friday, December 1, 2006 10:40 AM
I'll tell you what I would like to have banned.  I would like to see no more put-downs of folks who enjoy some different way of playing with their trains.  We can start with the pejorative "rivet counter", and, "They're only toy trains."

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Posted by Jumijo on Friday, December 1, 2006 10:43 AM
I just read a great article this morning on forced perspective. I'm all for anything that makes a layout look bigger. Fooling the eye is a very cool trick.

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Posted by Deputy on Friday, December 1, 2006 11:14 AM
 gvdobler wrote:

"How can the word "prototypical" fit in with a track structure that has a rail running down the middle.(?)"

Easy...you get a 3-rail track that has the center rail painted black so you can't see it easily. Gargraves and MTH have it. Just don't look so dang close when running the trains Laugh [(-D] 

"Not to mention that in real life size it only has one tie every 15 or 20 feet, and a turn radius of 54 feet."

Put away that dang ruler and quit counting ties!!! Don't you have something better to do...like running the trains??? Tongue [:P]

I've started a list of words that should stay over in 87 land.

!. Prototypical

I like proto-everything. Proto-sound. Proto-typical. Proto-plasm. Proto-zoa. That word stays. 

2. Forced perspective

Huh? No idea what that is. I lost any hint of proper perspective when I went to bifocals and started spending a bundle on 3-rail, scale-size, Prototypical toy trains. Wink [;)]

3. Fast clock

Well if you're clock is running fast, there are places to get that fixed.

What else can you think of?

Well we could always subsitute a bread box for a locomotive and that would solve the prototypical complaint. And we could use butter containers for the box cars. Instead of smoke coming out of the smoke stack we could just tape a cigarette to the top of the bread box. Hehehe...this is fun!
We could take your "fast clock" and use it to power the bread box. We could use twisty ties instead of couplers. But I'm still stumped on what to use in place of scale wheels. Maybe some marbles with holes drilled through them? Laugh [(-D]

Dep

P.S. My reply was all in fun...as I suspect this rant thread was too.

 

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Posted by FJ and G on Friday, December 1, 2006 11:22 AM

- Union Pacific

 - 30 days until York

 - what's the best track?

 

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Posted by Frank53 on Friday, December 1, 2006 11:28 AM
 FJ and G wrote:

 - 30 days until York

Big Smile [:D]

what's the best track?

that should be banned. Everyone knows the answer is:

T-U-B-U-L-A-R!!!

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Posted by ChiefEagles on Friday, December 1, 2006 11:30 AM
All of the above.  Our moto should be, "Lets play with our trains." 

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Posted by FJ and G on Friday, December 1, 2006 11:36 AM

add:

 grits and goober peas

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Posted by Deputy on Friday, December 1, 2006 11:38 AM
 Frank53 wrote:

T-U-B-U-L-A-R!!!

TUBULAR....ewwww....sounds like a deadly disease!!! Dead [xx(]

Glad I got my innoculation of RealTrax to prevent that problem Laugh [(-D]

Dep

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Posted by dwiemer on Friday, December 1, 2006 12:31 PM

OK, all in fun, but Forced Perspective is a method by which I can actually use some items that fall on either side of the 1/48 scale.  Like my tractor trailers.....1/50th, and a number of cars, 1/43rd. so, I can still use these and finish some scenes and just call it "forced perspective".

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Posted by Deputy on Friday, December 1, 2006 12:38 PM
 dwiemer wrote:

OK, all in fun, but Forced Perspective is a method by which I can actually use some items that fall on either side of the 1/48 scale.  Like my tractor trailers.....1/50th, and a number of cars, 1/43rd. so, I can still use these and finish some scenes and just call it "forced perspective".

Dennis

 

Sounds cool to me. I run both scale and non-scale cars on the same train and just split them up.

I also have buildings that "look close" to 1/48, but may or may not be to scale. Forced perspective seems like a reasonable alternative when we don't have the wide array of stuff available like HO does.

Geez....seems like just about EVERYTHING gets a fancy name nowadays. I remember when forced perspective was called "close enough". Big Smile [:D]

Dep

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Posted by 3railguy on Friday, December 1, 2006 12:40 PM
Scale speed should be banned
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Posted by RR Redneck on Friday, December 1, 2006 1:03 PM
Delete SCALE from the three rail dictionary.

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Posted by Dr. John on Friday, December 1, 2006 2:37 PM
I submit the following:
 
cute
 
operational rules
 
insert RR's name never used insert engine, paint scheme, etc.
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Posted by FJ and G on Friday, December 1, 2006 3:00 PM

waybill cards and timetables

rules of the road

no alcohol when operating trains

no beagles standing on tracks

 

 

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Posted by Jumijo on Friday, December 1, 2006 3:11 PM

Grits

Grits

Grits

 

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Posted by Birds on Friday, December 1, 2006 3:13 PM

The best instruction I got for running electric trains was:

"It's your railroad, you can have it do what you want."

 

Now I just have to figure out what I want my railroad to do... cut the grass, clean out the gutters...

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Posted by cnw1995 on Friday, December 1, 2006 4:46 PM

lawsuit

 

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Posted by prewardude on Friday, December 1, 2006 5:17 PM

"Chopped sine wave" Grumpy [|(] It should also be banned from any transformers made in the future.

 

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Posted by jefelectric on Friday, December 1, 2006 7:14 PM
 FJ and G wrote:

- Union Pacific

 - 30 days until York

 - what's the best track?

 

My CTT came in the mail today.

Oh, I thought UP was now one of the good guys. Thumbs Up [tup]

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Posted by CSXect on Friday, December 1, 2006 8:39 PM

Santa FE Warbonnets everyone has one and everyone makes them YUCK!!!!!!!

Santa Fes yellow and blue freight scheme is cool though. I like yellow and blue as long as there is no big M associated with itSign - Oops [#oops]

Scale length desials and passenger cars 

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Posted by Kooljock1 on Saturday, December 2, 2006 5:04 AM
1. Rivet. As in "I was counting rivets yesterday, and the new bridge has 6,543,652 rivets, when EVERYBODY KNOWS that the prototype has 6,543,653! If they can't get this right, why do they even bother staying in business!" 2. Chuff Rate. As in "My Erie Triplex should chuff once every 2/3 of a rotation of the secondary drivers while the tender should chuff by itself on the off-beat in the key of G in 6/4 time, shifting to the same sound my 1967 Buick station wagon makes on cold mornings when going from the compoud steam to the vernacular frisbee steam mode. EVERYBODY KNOWS this! If they can't get this right, why do they even bother staying in business!" 3. Scrapple. Jon
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Posted by trainbrain on Saturday, December 2, 2006 11:59 AM
How about " Happy Holidays'?  Let's call them what they are and not beat around the bush.  Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving!
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Posted by kpolak on Saturday, December 2, 2006 2:56 PM

Ok this will step on some toes... I apologize in advance

Hand-laid track

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Posted by mackb4 on Saturday, December 2, 2006 4:02 PM

 Lets see....... if we ban any word from 3 rail discussion it would be  hi-rail,or realism.But wait, those words sorta mean the same thing as "prototypical" don't they ? 

 It's toy trains .Who cares how one describes his or her layout,or explains how he/she explains something about a model train.We are all playing out are fantasty of the " real railroad " in minature anyway.

 Just have fun and run them trains Wink [;)] !

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Posted by CSXect on Saturday, December 2, 2006 7:42 PM

Ages 9 to 90

we are never too young or old for toy trains yes I said "TOY Trains" thats what they are and  I play with them.Big Smile [:D]

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, December 2, 2006 7:51 PM

3rd Rail

Atlas

Lionel

K-line

MTH

Weaver

Williams

Lets Just Call Them Trains Instead.

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Posted by Santa Fe Kent on Saturday, December 2, 2006 9:16 PM
Well, I think our trains are very cute! Especially in Santa Fe Warbonnet, or if made by Lionel or MTH, or in "scale". They are just so darn cute! I love my Santa Fe / Lionel Toy Trains. I'm just a big kid and these toys are great, doncha think?
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Posted by prewardude on Sunday, December 3, 2006 3:45 AM

 Kooljock1 wrote:
1. Rivet. As in "I was counting rivets yesterday, and the new bridge has 6,543,652 rivets, when EVERYBODY KNOWS that the prototype has 6,543,653! If they can't get this right, why do they even bother staying in business!" 2. Chuff Rate. As in "My Erie Triplex should chuff once every 2/3 of a rotation of the secondary drivers while the tender should chuff by itself on the off-beat in the key of G in 6/4 time, shifting to the same sound my 1967 Buick station wagon makes on cold mornings when going from the compoud steam to the vernacular frisbee steam mode. EVERYBODY KNOWS this! If they can't get this right, why do they even bother staying in business!" 3. Scrapple. Jon

LOL! Big Smile [:D]

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