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[guilfordrr]

1. This diesel was left in the desert after the abandonment of the Nowhere and Nowhere Railway.



2. New terrorist software can actually control train accidents.



3. The name Flying Scotsman should be taken seriously.

[dougdagrump]

#1. [#oops] Did that semiphore mean stop ?
[banghead] End of track bumper, what end of track bumper ?

[Big_Boy_4005]

#1 "Now that's a bloody nose"
#3"this is going to leave a mark"

[Anonymous]

#3 NOW THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY TRAIN SIMULATOR!!![:D]

[guilfordrr]

Actually, there's a whole website dedicated to wrecking Train Sim trains.
Check it out:

http://www.daworm.co.uk/zone/mstscrash/

[Anonymous]

HA HA HA!!!!! [(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D]

[Kooljock1]

1. Original Screen Test for the movie "Tough Guys".

2. Now Amtrak can control their trains with the same worry-free technology used by the shuttle program!

3. Geez my pilot is gonna hurt in the morning! And I've already lost my tender behind....

Jon [8D]

[Anonymous]

No. 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Just because I tumbled off a curve fifty feet down an embankment and am now structurally unsound, you're not going to gut me for usable parts, are you?!"

No. 2: In an effort to give computers human characteristics, researchers are attempting to make a sattelite run a grade crossing.

No. 3: "I used to haul the L&NER's highest ranking trains, now look what I'm reduced to."
--or--
No. 3: "Why can't he do this with some cheap download from Train-sim.com?!"

By the way, where did you get these pictures?

See you around the forums,
Daniel

[guilfordrr]

Dan:

All three were found at Google Images, although there are several pictures of FLYING Scotsman around.

After technical difficulties (ignore Dav's post "Only three images show up") with the original #4, a subway with Harry Potter junk all over it, I 've replaced it:


4: Ha! Got your Geep!
(thought): Now his only choice is to move his Hudson!

[FJ and G]

1. Refused coverage cause my HMO said it was "cosmetic"

2. Dubya's missile defense system

3. Steam shuttle beats Acela to New York

Dave Vergun

[Anonymous]

#1

these budget cuts are killing me

[daan]

#1: America's new bobsled will crush some records!
#2: What a mess, every moving obstacle is captured by colored threads from a distant spaceship..
#3: I thought there was a bridge here somewhere..

[FJ and G]

1. There's good news and bad news.

First the bad: My lashup partner left me for another.

Now the good: Fox TV has agreed to put me on "Extreme Makeover."


2. Freight train engineer to conductor:

"Joe, can't stop in time; we're about to crash into an Acela." (conductor looks in horror).

Engineer continues: "But the good news is that I've saved money on my auto insurance."

3. "Joe, I think we missed that 027 curve going thru Spankybirdville."

dav

[spankybird]

Real quite DAV, I love #3

tom

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by guilfordrr




3. The name Flying Scotsman should be taken seriously.

LOOK! Up in the Sky!

Its a Bird!

Its a Train!

Holy %^$# IT IS A TRAIN! RUN AWAY!

[FJ and G]

1. I'm NOT ugly; I'm a kitbashed supermodel

2. The new TMCC II can be controlled via satellite while you are driving

3. Look at the bright side, we're setting a new speed record out of Spankybirdville.

dav

[FJ and G]

William,

Only 3 images show up

[FJ and G]

#4. Hey, Bill, this chessboard makes a nice traction layout tabletop. Checkmate!

or

#4 Bill's wife banished his layout from the living room so he set it up on the bathroom tiles. Name of the pike is the Water Closet Central.

Dave Vergun

[macdannyk1]

#3: Pull!

#1: You should see the OTHER guy

or

#1: This is the one on TOP of the pile...

or

#1: Man, Superman was sure ticked off....

[yellowducky]

#1 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-choo !

#2 Has someone been playing with my tinkertoys again?

#3 accident investigation inquiry: "just how high was that flagman that was required to place a "torpedo" per rule..."

#4 Toto, I don't think we're in Kanas...

[Anonymous]

No. 1: "At least the train crew was called on the carpet. Look what I was called on!"
-or-
No. 1: "Looks like I may be here for a while. Better start humming the fourth movement of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony."

No. 2: "Many people believe that one day dispatchers may control trains automatically, eliminating the need for train crews. Little do they know that the BLE and UTU have their own plans."

No. 3: "There isn't a carpet in the world large enough to call me on for this one."
-or-
No. 3: "The backshop is gonna like this one."

No. 4: "Here at [insert favorite railroad here] we are so profitable that our roadbed is a perfectly level surface of granite and marble where it never rains, eliminating the need for ballast."

See your around the forums,
Daniel

[guilfordrr]

5: Johnny's cartoons are starting to get a little destructive.

[Anonymous]

Dear Guilfordrr,
Is it just me, or is that cartoon an illustration of the joke about the gateman who waved his lantern frantically to warn the automobile, but it is not lit [:)]?!

Other caption:
No. 5: Knowing that many teenagers will practice poor grade crossing safety regardless, Operation Lifesaver has shifted its focus to elementary school students [:)].

See you around the forums,
Daniel

[Anonymous]

I laughed when I saw the picture. The car was alomst as big as the train, and the gateman looks like he can pick them both up with his hands. (No offense to the artist!!- I'm no artist myself)
Angelo