Railroader's UFO Collision: CSX?

[Anonymous]

Uhh huh,

A southerner wakes up in a cheap motel room with a hangover and a bleeding rectum, feeling cheap, he concocts a "we were abducted by aliens and got probed" cover story to avoid embarrassing questions, and all that differs here is that the "victim" is a railroader. [:D]

[wallyworld]

Vito could have used that rationale in the last Sopranos episode- Tony comon ..Whaada bout it-it was them___aliens!

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by TheAntiGates

Uhh huh,

A southerner wakes up in a cheap motel room with a hangover and a bleeding rectum, feeling cheap, he concocts a "we were abducted by aliens and got probed" cover story to avoid embarrassing questions, and all that differs here is that the "victim" is a railroader. [:D]

Q: How are toilet paper and the starship Enterprise alike?






A: Both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!




Running for cover......

[Anonymous]

[(-D]

[PBenham]

NYUK,NYUK,NYUK. Some guys will try anything to explain away a delay that is slightly ,shall we say...[alien][%-)][;)] Now, they might have operated on the subdivision known as-[alien] the Twilight Zone.[(-D][:-,]

[bnsfkline]

The second was a typo, it was 287, not 187

[oskar]

CSX 234 and CSX 287 are still in service if any of you are wondering.




kevin

[paulstecyna21]

can anyone provide a link or pictures that shows that the engines were damaged?

[espeefoamer]

Maybe ALF was piloting that craft!

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by paulstecyna21

can anyone provide a link or pictures that shows that the engines were damaged?

Pictures, how do you get pictures if these engines are currently switching cars in Area 51[alien]

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by oskar

CSX 234 and CSX 287 are still in service if any of you are wondering.




kevin

And I'll bet $1 theres no evidence that either of them have ever been damaged and repaired in the places described[;)]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith



And I'll bet $1 theres no evidence that either of them have ever been damaged and repaired in the places described[;)]

Dang! they musta sanitized the shop records to eliminate all traces...

[wallyworld]

I wonder if they "sanitized' the shop workers as well.

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by wallyworld

I wonder if they "sanitized' the shop workers as well.

Probably not, afterall look at how they neglect their bridges.

[Anonymous]

All your base belong to us. Now assimilate!

[paulstecyna21]

what i mean about the pictures is that did the conductor or engineer have a camera to get pitures of the cars and engines?

[Murphy Siding]

I just heard from a reliable source that CSX is merging with some alien railroad. Honest![;)]

[Anonymous]

Those boys in the Air Force are just out for a bit of funnin'.
Seriously, it used to be a fun pastime for USAF pilots at night to drop down to treetop level over a railroad. When a train came along moving in the opposite direction, the pilots would flip on their landing lights and watch the engineers panic.....

Those dang kids in their big toys used to practice bombing and strafing tactics over I-10 outside of Tucson. I remember well being surprised by the high speed shadow of an A-10 zipping by overhead... miles from the runway at Davis-Monthan AFB.

There might be some fact between them thar lights in the sky... but no USAF pilot in his right mind is going to step forward and tell his CO he was the culprit.

[Ham549]

He shut off his lights? I thought it was comon to dim them not turn them off.

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by TheAntiGates

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith



And I'll bet $1 theres no evidence that either of them have ever been damaged and repaired in the places described[;)]

Dang! they musta sanitized the shop records to eliminate all traces...

Yeah, and those repair welds look so good they could easily be mistaken for the original factory welds, and look at the job they did on the rust and grime, like this engines never been in an accident or out of service at all. [;)]

[chad thomas]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Murphy Siding

I just heard from a reliable source that CSX is merging with some alien railroad. Honest![;)]

So then after the UP gets involved in the merger will they finaly change there name?
Union Galactic Transportation....[;)]

[Murphy Siding]

QUOTE: Originally posted by chad thomas

QUOTE: Originally posted by Murphy Siding

I just heard from a reliable source that CSX is merging with some alien railroad. Honest![;)]

So then after the UP gets involved in the merger will they finaly change there name?
Union Galactic Transportation....[;)]

Well.........I have heard of locomotives from that *other* railroad refered to as *Darth Vaders*, so in a sense, we should have seen this coming![:p]

[chad thomas]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Murphy Siding

QUOTE: Originally posted by chad thomas

QUOTE: Originally posted by Murphy Siding

I just heard from a reliable source that CSX is merging with some alien railroad. Honest![;)]

So then after the UP gets involved in the merger will they finaly change there name?
Union Galactic Transportation....[;)]

Well.........I have heard of locomotives from that *other* railroad refered to as *Darth Vaders*, so in a sense, we should have seen this coming![:p]

Who would have guess the real reason for the Star Wars had its roots in the railroads of earth.[;)]

[samfp1943]

QUOTE: Originally posted by chad thomas

Mabee our first contact with extraterrestrial beings will be a lawsuit against the railroad because of there UFO getting hit at a grade crossing.

[alien][alien]...If memory serves me correctly, some time in the last year there was a post by?? [poss: BNSFKline??] about a BNSF freight over around Mt Vernon,Il that had an encounter with an alien space ship..possibly this is a trend? Maybe a change in crew mandated on-job wear is needed: steel toe shoes, safety glases, orange vests and aluminum foil hats?[:D][:D][:D]
[4:-)] Beam Me Up, Scotty, This place is getting too weird[(-D][(-D][{(-_-)}]
Operation Inter-Galactic Life Saver
Sam

[Anonymous]

I smell a conspiracy

[chad thomas]

QUOTE: Originally posted by TheAntiGates

I smell a conspiracy

[zardoz]

QUOTE: Originally posted by TheAntiGates

I smell a conspiracy

[(-D][(-D][(-D]That's a classic!

[germanium]

I expect they were hit by a still-frozen pizza from the Depot Diner.
Will CW own up ?????????

[Ham549]

Wht would the guys watch get fryed but the locomotives computers come back online?

[youngengineer]

without the fried watch you couldnt prove the story, and since he had just bought the watch he didnt want his wife to know he took it into the shower. I know that the story seems far-fetched but the watch sealed the deal for me, and the locomotives, well you know they have sheilding built in, from all the left over nuclear reactor control rooms that werent built, due to environmentalism so you know GE just used those sheilded electronics in the locomotives.