A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
Save the pictures in .jpg or .jpeg format on your desktop -- you might want to make several at different resolutions. Name them something comprehensible; definitely don't leave them with the 'digital camera' folder and image numbers
Here is sign-in for one of the more popular Web picture hosting sites:
https://identity.flickr.com/sign-up
They will give you instructions and probably technical and 'forum' support for posting images. Don't be afraid to use a fake name and some 'burner' free e-mail account (like gmail) if you are concerned about 'identity harvesting'.
After you sign up (and confirm the e-mail) ... follow their instructions to upload the chosen pictures. Putting them on the desktop makes them easy to find on the computer as you do that.
Keep in mind that you may not be able to 'live-link' hosted images using the little image tool or BBcode image tags as in other posts over the years on how to get Web images onto forum pages. Just copy the URL from the browser when you have each uploaded image inside the program, and paste that into a post.
We'll be watching.
54light15 I would post pictures of those models if I had a clue how to do it. Doing something lika that normally makes my brain sting.
I would post pictures of those models if I had a clue how to do it. Doing something lika that normally makes my brain sting.
Generally, it requires a site to host the images - one of the photo share sites, f'rinstance.
If it's a generic thing you can find an picture of online, right click on the image. You'll usually see something like "copy image address." Click on that.
Use the image icon on the toolbar above the typing area (second box from the left, middle icon) and load the address there.
If it's not your image (as it would be if you uploaded a picture you took to an image sharing site), be sure to attribute it so as not to run afoul of copyright issues.
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54light15Overmod- I built both Hubley Duesenberg kits and I have to say, that mine are museum-worthy! Not bragging, they are impressive to everyone that sees them and mine are better than any others that I've ever seen.
I am again reminded of the old foamer line: "Pictures -- or it never happened." Beauty is in the EYE of the beholder. (And make it lots of detail beauty shots, in focus, with good saturation...)
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Somehow,"FEMALE PROCEDURE: ...." reminded me of the increased number of car wrecks after manufacturers moved the beam lowering/raising switch from the floor board to the steering column--many blondes had trouble reaching the switch with their feet.
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Overmod- I built both Hubley Duesenberg kits and I have to say, that mine are museum-worthy! Not bragging, they are impressive to everyone that sees them and mine are better than any others that I've ever seen. And yes, Duesenberg engines were all an apple green. I also have all three of their Packard models, a Chevrolet roadster and 3 Model A Fords. One Ford is the station wagon and it was an S.O.B getting the 2-tone wood bits right with constant touching up the two different shades.
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26. Drive for 2 - 3 miles or until prompted by visual or olfactory reminders. 27. Release parking brake.
54light15I can assure you that AMT is still alive.
I think the situation is that AMT (the Michigan company that made promotional models for automobile companies before 'branching' into plastic model kits) is gone, but many of their molds remain and are in use for production now. The same is true of the "MPC" in Mount Clemens, and the old Revell that made the plated parts that wouldn't stay plated.
I welcome new production of many of these old 'favorites' -- one of the more recent being the remarkably good IMC Cougar II and Dodge semi-truck tractor cab kits.
Still perhaps the most evocative model I can remember was the original 'demonstrator' model of the Hubley Duesenberg SJ that I saw as a child in an Englewood toy-store window. It had been painted two-tone green, and I particularly remember the apple-green engine block and applied red plug wires. I then read, I think in the back pages of Boy's Life, that if you sold xx number of boxes of greeting cards for a particular company, they would send you as a reward one of these kits -- I dutifully went up and down most of the streets in my then neighborhood in Tenafly selling those cards ... which to this day I remember as being very fine cards ... by twos and threes to anyone I could charm with young salesmanship. Duly got my kit, had my father help me build it -- it wasn't as great as the demo I remembered, but it was still a delightful thing to make.
Am about to teach my daughter some modeling skills involved with one of these (acquired off eBay) in making custom bodywork, using model ship-framing techniques and veneer 'planking' with inserted brass wire standing in for the screws... perhaps this enforced distance-learning social distance thing is not entirely unfortunate...
If any of you veteran modelers are heading to the North Jersey area, (although obviously not in the immediate future considering current events) stop in at Ridgefield Hobbies in Ridgefield NJ. The place is a treasure trove of plastic models of all types, plus model railroading merchandise as well.
Here's an amateur video shot in January 2019.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9z_1ZDjz48
I was in there myself not long afterward and the place is stunning!
Here's a vid from 2010. Things haven't changed too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6ChZ3iwao
The place is a time machine! You might just find that thing that eluded you years ago!
Seems like AMT and ERTL are now one and the same, as I recall.
I can assure you that AMT is still alive. There is a hobby shop that I visit that has shelves full of them. I wish the Hubley company was still around. I have ten of their metal classic cars and they are really fun to build and take a fair bit of craftsmanship to do right and to me look great. I have one to be built yet whenever I have time.
Neat video, Balt.
I did not build models from any of the three companies.
I made mostly model cars from the AMT company. This was in the 1950s, so I don't know if that company even exists anymore.
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I buitl models from all the companies. Monogram had some very fine classic car models, two of which I still have. Airfix for ships and early WW2 aircraft- that was my interest, the last military biplanes and early monoplanes. Auroras I found to be kind of crude but did build a few of their aircraft.
One model I built probably 50 years ago is the Bugatti Royale from Lindberg. I saw the actual car at a show in Michigan; it belongs to the Henry Ford museum. When I got home I compared the photos I took of it to the model and that model is pretty damned accurate. Of course it's a little beat up now after moving house several times but it's in a case about 2 feet away from me as I write this.
I used to have a 1/8 scale model Citroen Traction Avant from the French Heller company but at over 1,000 parts it was too much for me so I sold it on Ebay. Besides, I had a real one to play with.
Thanks so much for that Aurora-Revell-Monogram history Balt! Very interesting and brought back quite a few memories.
I built a load of WW1 aircraft models as a kid since I was fascinated by the era, and Revell were my go-to kits. The quality was top-notch. I also built quite a few Airfix kits as well, they had a good variety of WW1 types. The quality wasn't quite as good as Revell, but more than acceptable. And Airfix did WW1 tanks, which Revell didn't.
I never really cared for ship or tank models much, with the exception I've mentioned, so didn't do much with them.
The only Aurora models I remember doing was the "Dracula" figurine and a model of the "Seaview" from "Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea."
I don't remember doing any Monogram models at all.
And you are so right with your comment about "one size fits all" management. If you don't understand the business you're in you're heading for trouble irregardless of how many degrees you have. The real world isn't quite like they imagine it in business schools.
Come to think of it, the real world isn't like it's imagined in a lot of places. When I was at The Basic School for Marine officers in 1975 someone stuck up a gag gravestone in the shrubbery:
"Here lie the bones of Lieutenant Jones who attended this institution.
He died one night in a fire-fight while attempting 'The School Solution!'"
In the U.K. at train shows there are always vendors that sell Kitmaster model locomotives, mostly British types, but there are some from other countries like the Swiss Krockodile electric all In OO scale. I have a paper model of the SS Normandie that is a reproduction of one that you could buy in the 1930s by sending in box tops. It's not exactly an accurate scale model but what the hell.
As to model airplanes, General Mills would send you a model on paper which you cut out, glued together, and put a penny in the nose to balance it properly--and they flew as you sent them through the air. You had the option of sending two cereal boxtops or one boxtop and 5c for each one. As I recall, you could get USA and enemy planes.
tree68 Semper Vaporo I have assembled one of the "Christie 1911 American Steam Fire Engine Antique Model".
Semper Vaporo I have assembled one of the "Christie 1911 American Steam Fire Engine Antique Model".
Semper Vaporo
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Uhh... yeah I meant the models. If the kids was gonna be blowed up I wouldn't be here. But it was sure fun blowing up plastic models. That's where most of my model cars went. 10 year old boys and firecrackers are not a good mix. It's always fun until somebody loses an eye as one of my aunts used to say.
54light15 The idea was to bring them on a picnic or whatever, give them to the kids to build (and to keep them quiet while the adults relaxed) and then blow them up with firecrackers. Which I did.
I hope you mean the models, not the kids.
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Semper VaporoI have assembled one of the "Christie 1911 American Steam Fire Engine Antique Model".
It's in the box in a closet, along with the "Firefighter" fire boat...
I have assembled one of the "Christie 1911 American Steam Fire Engine Antique Model". Nice easy kit as far as the plastic assembly goes, but the decals were a bear to put on and get straight, even and where they belonged.
https://picclick.com/Christie-1911-American-Steam-Fire-Engine-Antique-Model-333347297241.html
Balt- that's the same thing with Matchbox cars- they were only scaled to fit the same size box. I see them on people's train layouts and it always bugs me because they're not HO scale. Which means that there aren't enough accurate road vehicles available in HO, not the right kind. I know this is off topic but I recall a photo of George Sellios' HO layout in Model Railroader a few years ago. It's a run down New England city set in 1930. On one street is a painted-to-look-rusty Mercedes 540K roadster which came out in 1934. Credibility blown! Where's the Model Ts, the Plymouths, the Hudsons and Nashes? I'll stop now before I turn this into a rant.
BaltACDWhat I found interesting is that the makers varied the scale of whatever was being modeled would fit into a standard box.
I have a "complete" fire department in 1:25. Partially complete - one of these days I'll finish them up.
The bigger challenge will be a steam fire engine. Very involved kit.
54light15I built model kits from all 3 companies as I imagine a lot of us did. I read an article about Aurora 1/72 scale airplanes like a Messerschmitt 109 molded in yellow plastic. The idea was to bring them on a picnic or whatever, give them to the kids to build (and to keep them quiet while the adults relaxed) and then blow them up with firecrackers. Which I did. I did build a model of the liner SS United States (I don't recall the maker) and it was fairly simple in that there were no propellors or rudder, actually not much of anything below the waterline. It was years later that I found out that the lower hull was a military secret. Firecrackers did that one in too.
I did build a model of the liner SS United States (I don't recall the maker) and it was fairly simple in that there were no propellors or rudder, actually not much of anything below the waterline. It was years later that I found out that the lower hull was a military secret. Firecrackers did that one in too.
Recall building the USS Missouri from one of the suppliers as well as numerous air plane and other models.
What I found interesting is that the makers varied the scale of whatever was being modeled would fit into a standard box.
Never too old to have a happy childhood!
I built model kits from all 3 companies as I imagine a lot of us did. I read an article about Aurora 1/72 scale airplanes like a Messerschmitt 109 molded in yellow plastic. The idea was to bring them on a picnic or whatever, give them to the kids to build (and to keep them quiet while the adults relaxed) and then blow them up with firecrackers. Which I did.
BaltACDBoth are a testament that if you know the 'niche' in the marketplace you product(s) fill you can make a profitable enterprise - if someone thinks 'one size fits all' with business principles - hello bankruptcy court.
Alas, the phenomenon usually takes one of two courses. One, a competitor buys the company out, takes the good and ditches the rest. The other, a "holding company" buys the company out, cleans it out, and dumps the empty shell.
In either case, it's probably an "offer too good to refuse." And in some cases, the company was about to disappear anyhow because the sole proprietor was going to retire as it was.
Seems as if Charles Chips had similar issues as the model industry, after the original founders were no longer a part of the business.
A long view of names we recognized in our youth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Chips
Both are a testament that if you know the 'niche' in the marketplace you product(s) fill you can make a profitable enterprise - if someone thinks 'one size fits all' with business principles - hello bankruptcy court.
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