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A lady of mature years inherited a parrot which had a foul mouth....every few minutes, the bird would cackle "I'm a swinger". One day, the parrot made this remark while the lady's parish priest was visiting. "Don't worry", said the priest; "I have two parrots at the rectory, and we cured them." "But what did you do?" "I taught them to recite the rosary, Come over for a visit and you'll see." The lady paid a visit to the rectory and saw the two parrots perched next to a table containing a roasry and a small bell. Oe would strike the bell, the second would say the required prayer, the first would move the bead, and the roles would be reversed for the next round, just like clockwork. "Marvelous, chimed the parishioner; May I bring my parrot in?" "Sure, we'll see you tomorrow morning." The next morning, the woman showed up at the rectory with her parrot, which immediately blurted out, "I'm a swinger" --- whereupon one of the priest's two parrots said to the other: (pregnant pause) "You can put the beads away, Joe; Our prayers have been answered!!"
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