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Thoughts for the year 2005 <br /> <br /> <br />Number10 - Life is sexually transmitted. <br />Number 9- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. <br />Number 8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him <br />without an erection, make him a sandwich. <br />Number 7- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a <br />person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. <br />Number 6- Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for <br />anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble <br />down the stairs. <br />Number 5- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in <br />hospitals dying of nothing. <br />Number 4- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no <br />attention to criticism . <br />Number 3- Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, <br />and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? <br />Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now <br />the <br />world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. <br />AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: We know exactly where one cow with <br />mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in <br />America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal <br />immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the <br />Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. <br /> <br /> <br />
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