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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her >faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. > >One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles >discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading >rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch. > >The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some >bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the >bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about >to >leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious >leopard! >I wonder if there are any more around here?" > >Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of >terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the >leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" > >Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby >tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for >protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him >heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something >must >be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and >strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. > >The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, >monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving >canine!" > >Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back >and >thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits >down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, >and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle >says: "Where's that *** monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me >another leopard!" > >Moral of this story.. > >Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth >and skill! Bullsh-- and brilliance only come with age and experience!
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