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A man had just bought a brand new Mercedes and on his way home he wanted to see what it could. So there he is cruising at 60 then 70 and just wanted to pu***he limits on his new car. He hits about 85 m.p.h. when he sees the lights from the police car so he naturally pulls over. The Officer approaches and says, "I clocked you going 85 back there and I havve had a long day so if you could give me one good reason to not give you a ticket, I will let you go." The man thinks for a minute and responds, "Well officer, last week my wife left me for a police officer and I just thought you were trying to give her back." Then the officer said, "Sir, have a nice night."
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