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Well now, I see someone forgot to post a Saturday Silly Season edition. Now who would have forgotten to do that? Shame on him whoever it is. [B)] [:0] [}:)] [;)] [8D] <br /> <br /> <br />Well I guess we will just have to forgive him (me) lol. [:)] [:D] <br /> <br /> <br />Sunday Funnies [:D] [:D] [:D] <br /> <br /> <br />Pregnancy Questions & Answers: <br /> <br />Q: Should I have a baby after 35? <br />A: No, 35 children is enough. <br /> <br />Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? <br />A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. <br /> <br />Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? <br />A: Childbirth. <br /> <br />Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? <br />A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. <br /> <br />Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? <br />A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. <br /> <br />Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? <br />A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. <br /> <br />Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? <br />A: Yes, pregnancy. <br /> <br />Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? <br />A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. <br /> <br />Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? <br />A: When the kids are in college. <br /> <br /> <br />From the Joke of The Day website. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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