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[quote]QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Thursday's Humor Paper . . . . . . . [:p] This came to me from a guy at work. He said it came from Car Talk. Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry application, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0 and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Credit: Darrell Knowles In the Finally Friday's edition I will show the Tech Support reply. [}:)] [:p] [;)] [/quote] TECH SUPPORT CONTINUTED Dear Desperate: First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: "C:/IThoughYouLovedMe" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8. Whatever you do:DO NOT INSTALL Mother-In-Law 1.9 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and canot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recomment Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
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