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Finally Friday . . . . . Thank God it is ! ! ! [;)] <br /> <br /> <br />Has this ever happened to you (or at least jumped to a conclusion), I hope not. [}:)] [;)] <br /> <br /> <br />Life Lessons <br /> <br /> <br />The woman arrived <br />At an airport one night <br />With several long hours <br />Before her flight. <br />She hunted for a book <br />In the airport shop, <br />Bought a bag of cookies <br />And found a place to drop. <br /> <br />She was engrossed in her book <br />But happened to see, <br />That the man sitting beside her, <br />As bold as could be, <br />Grabbed a cookie or two <br />From the bag in between, <br />Which she tried to ignore <br />To avoid a scene. <br /> <br />So she munched the cookies <br />And watched the clock, <br />As the gutsy cookie thief <br />Diminished her stock. <br /> <br />She was getting more irritated <br />As the minutes ticked by, <br />Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice, <br />I would blacken his eye." <br /> <br />With each cookie she took, <br />He took one too, <br />When only one was left, <br />She wondered what he would do. <br />With a smile on his face, <br />And a nervous laugh, <br />He took the last cookie <br />And broke it in half. <br /> <br />He offered her half, <br />As he ate the other, <br />She snatched it from him <br />And thought... ooh, brother! <br /> <br />This guy has some nerve <br />And he's also rude, <br />Why he didn't even show <br />Any gratitude! <br /> <br />She had never known <br />When she had been so galled, <br />And sighed with relief <br />When her flight was called. <br /> <br />She gathered her belongings <br />And headed to the gate, <br />Refusing to look back <br />At the thieving ingrate. <br /> <br />She boarded the plane, <br />And sank in her seat, <br />Then she sought her book, <br />Which was almost complete. <br /> <br />As she reached in her baggage, <br />She gasped with surprise, <br />There was her bag of cookies, <br />In front of her eyes. <br /> <br />If mine are here, <br />She moaned in despair, <br />The others were his, <br />And he tried to share. <br />Too late to apologize, <br />She realized with grief, <br />That she was the rude one, <br />The ingrate, the thief! <br /> <br />How many times have we absolutely known that something <br />was a certain way, only to discover later that what we <br />believed to be true...was not? <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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