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Saturday's Silly Season . . . . . [;)] <br /> <br /> <br />Today's Joke <br /> <br />Differences Between You and Your Boss... <br /> <br />When you take a long time, you're slow. <br />When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. <br /> <br />When you don't do it, you're lazy. <br />When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. <br /> <br />When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. <br />When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. <br /> <br />When doing something without being told, you're <br />overstepping your authority. <br />When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. <br /> <br />When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. <br />When your boss does it, he's being firm. <br /> <br />When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being <br />rude. <br />When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. <br /> <br />When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. <br />When your boss pleases his boss, he's being <br />co-operative. <br /> <br />When you're out of the office, you're wandering <br />around. <br />When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. <br /> <br />When you're on a day off sick, "you're always sick". <br />When your boss is a day off sick, "he must be very <br />ill". <br /> <br />When you apply for leave, you must be going for an <br />interview. <br />When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's <br />overworked. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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