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Saturday's Silly Season [:o)] <br /> <br /> <br />Today's issue (lol) deals with cooking. Sometimes I have issues with cooking. [:D] <br />I had an aunt in St. Louis who said she couldn't even boil water. Can you say KFC? [:)] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />"Economists report that a college education adds many <br />thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income #8212; <br />which he then spends sending his son or daughter to <br />college." Bill Vaughan <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Straganoff Anyone? <br /> <br />The daughter of a friend of ours is attending college <br />several hundred miles from home and neither she nor <br />her roommate are very good cooks. <br /> <br />One night she called her mother because they were <br />planning to make beef stroganoff but the recipe called <br />for sour cream and they didn't have any#8212;they wanted to <br />know if it would work ok if they used yogurt. Her <br />mother said they were very similar and it would <br />probably be okay. <br /> <br />A few days later she was talking to her daughter again <br />and asked her how the stroganoff was and she said not <br />very good, it tasted sort of strawberry. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Cooking Lesson # 1 <br /> <br />Upon going away to college, my former brother-in-law <br />received a hand mixer from his mother because of his <br />fondness for mashed potatoes. Later that semester, she <br />asked him how the mixer was working for him. <br /> <br />"Not very good," Terry said, "the potatoes keep flying <br />all over the kitchen." <br /> <br />After a perplexed pause, his mother asked, "Terry, did <br />you cook the potatoes first?" <br /> <br />To which a suprized Terry responded, "You have to cook <br />the potatoes first?" <br /> <br />To this day, I still get a chuckle thinking about <br />Terry chasing potatoes around his kitchen with a hand <br />mixer. <br /> <br />~Martin P. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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