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Now for some humor . . . The Thursday edition is here . . . . YEAH [:I] [:o)] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Hi folks...Just got home from work and heard a <br />couple of supposedly new Darwin award entries to clean <br />out the gene pool. Thought I'd pass them on in case <br />you haven't heard them. <br /> <br /> <br />The first is an honorable mention because the <br />individual survived. A teenager was found in the <br />railroad yard unconscious with severe lacerations on <br />his face and head. When he regained consciousness, he <br />informed authorities that he got them by seeing how <br />close he could get his head to a moving train before <br />he could feel anything. <br /> <br /> <br />The second is a winner...A individual attempted to rob <br />a liquor store. After the clerk gave him the money, <br />the robber decided to shoot the only witness to the <br />crime. The pistol did not fire. The robber looked <br />downed the barrel of the pistol to see why it didn't <br />fire. This time it did.... <br /> <br /> <br />Also, in case you didn't read or see anything about <br />the two young men who thought it would be funny to <br />streak naked through a Denny's Restaurant. They parked <br />their running car out front with the door unlocked, <br />took off their clothes and entered the restaurant. <br />When they hastily returned to their car, it had been <br />stolen, along with their clothes. <br /> <br /> <br />I received these in an email and have not been to the Darwin Award site for a while. They could be true, but then again, they may not be. [8] [:p]
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