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Time for the Tuesday edition . . . . oh boy. [:D] <br /> <br /> <br />If you have seen these before then . . . . blame the dog, why not, I do. [;)] <br /> <br /> <br />Dang, It's Good To Be A Man <br /> <br />- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. <br /> <br />- You can open all your own jars. <br /> <br />- Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. <br /> <br />- You can leave the motel bed unmade. <br /> <br />- You can kill your own food. <br /> <br />- You get extra credit for the slightest act of <br />thoughtfulness. <br /> <br />- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or <br />she can still be your friend. <br /> <br />- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. <br /> <br />- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. <br /> <br />- Everything on your face stays its original color. <br /> <br />- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the <br />passenger's seat. <br /> <br />- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. <br /> <br />- You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid <br />is coming. <br /> <br />- You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours <br />without thinking: "He must be mad at me." <br /> <br />- You don't mooch off other's desserts. <br /> <br />- You can drop by to see a friend without having to <br />bring a little gift. <br /> <br />- You are not expected to know the names of more than <br />five colors. <br /> <br />- You don't have to stop and think of which way to <br />turn a nut on a bolt. <br /> <br />- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. <br /> <br />- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. <br /> <br />- You don't have to shave below your neck. <br /> <br />- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on <br />December 24th, in 45 minutes. <br /> <br /> <br />
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