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[quote]QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith BANG! that's a good joke! Thought I'd throw this on itno the mix... Subject: New Words for a New Century Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supplying a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners: Intaxication: - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: - Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Giraffiti: - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Sarchasm: - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: - Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: - A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit) Karmageddon: - It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Glibido: - All talk and no action. Dopeler Effect: - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you have been smoking marijuana. And, the pick of the literature: Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *** hole. [/quote] Hi everyone! Whew! To find a certain post in this thread, now that is some achievement! Takes some time, but re-reading the jokes isn't bad at all. And why dig this one out? Well, I created a new word: Wittycat: A synonym for Mookie (the guys from the Washington Post wouldn't have a clue, but - their loss...) And maybe Kev is right after all, maybe the singular for sheep should be shep, take the word shepherd for example....or should it be plural? Have fun! Oliver
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