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<font color="red"> Hey Joe welcome to the Four Star Club, whatever that means.. Wait based on mathematics and changes.. Is that what happens when you hit 1000 posts?? I think i see the light, Well congradualtions.. what number am I at.. or Kevin at? Thsi female-rule thing is getting to me, <br /> <br />It is now in day 3.. <br /> <br />Ed in response to your response, A relationship Requires a Lot (and if your with Kevin, which your not, it Requires ever more Give and take) of give and take.. And i'm not standing on a limb by saying That most 16,. 17 year old Kids don't have what it takes to keep a relationship going. I have firends who are working on their 5th, 8th, 10th boyfriend and they're 18 maybe less! <br /> <br />Thats SAD! <br />i've had.. hmm.. One Boyfriend.. since It seems like forever. On a more serious note, If I was to calculate all the good times, and all the not so good times (I.e both those times i told you,) the score might come out to be +12, 377 and - 246. Look, I told everyone those incidents, But it doesn't happen like that every day, praise God.. otherwise i'd suffer from mass embarassememnt and wind up having a heart attack. When it comes to relationships, Kevin is as flexible as a piece of putty! I think he takes more Crap from me then I take from him.. Yes, for all the men out there, You Know when that is! <br /> <br />hehe.. He really puts up with me when that clock strikes midnight. yikes, trust me, you'd hate to be in the same neighborhood! <br /> <br />We've had lots of times where i'm only glad kevin was present. One time we were at a restaurant, and I got up, to go to the bathroom, then this guy who was drunk from the bar, Started making lewd comments, and kevin who could hear a cricket in the middle of Houston, Texas was over like a fla***elling the guy to back off.. so as kevin headed back to his seat the guy grabbed me and held on to me tight, Kevin turned around and Wang Chunged the guy right in the face.. I was shocked/terrified/stunned all three of those led me to not know how to react.. <br /> <br />Sure the police had to come, But Nothing happened to Kevin.. He was hailed for saving me from the brute.. I don't know what the brute could have done, and trust me i don't want to know what he would have done.. <br /> <br />Thats what is great to know, and it applies to every woman, Kevin If he over hears, he will be over protecting you no matter when where nor what time it is.. <br /> <br />One time, during the graveyard shift, midnight train or the 11 pmer going through the west Island, it stopped at Cedar park.. Ed I think Kevin sent you the systems map.. so you would know where i'm tlaking about. This girl got off the train and as Kevin watched out the mirror, these two goons attacked her.. Kevin was already running for the door, so was the Engineer, and I think there was a thierd conductor too.. Either way, Kevin was first on the scene. Holding one of the guys back and he was shortly joined by the engineer, who both of them held both guys while the theird guy called the police.. The train was really late that night. <br />Maybe there wasn't a 3rd conductor, it may have been an innocent by standerd <br /> <br />So like I said, the good FAR, far, far, far out weighs the bad.. at any given time, and no matter what.. you just have to hold on, no matter what.. Now i'm sure their are exceptions, But for better or for worse! <br /> <br />Now i've heard from Kevin, That there are a few teenagers who don't have Girlfriends. on this site, too! Common Guys! let me give you THE MOST IMPORTANT tip ever! and if you don't like hearing tips from women, Thats too bad, because to my recolection, I don't recall asking you if you liked it... <br /> <br />A) Compliment a Girl! Go up to a girl and tell her how you like her hair, Soemthing like that! You know when I was in High school, i would have given my two front teeth for a guy to come up to me and tell me somehting like that! You know what that means to a woman? A hell of a lot! <br /> <br />Thats that! Thats all you have to do.. Because you will see, it will naturally progress from there.. you'll see. <br />I think the period key is jammed because every time I press it 2 or 3 come out ... <br /> <br />Jim, were all gonna call Kevin Mac, i'll do it at home!! Yes do it, do it! do it! <br /> <br />tommorow night, i'll tell you all about Kevins really bad timing Rap Joke.. <br />theres a funny one! <br /> <br />But I Think i'll pack it in for tonight... <br /> <br />Good night <br />If Kevin were here what would he be doing.. <br />putting up MORE christmas lights. <br /> <br />Peace. <br /> <br />p.s again, it's too late to proof read. sory fro my bobos, hye lok it's kevin! <br /> <br /></font id="red">
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