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 You all should stop encouraging me, because I thrive from encouragement, and am most likely going to say something stupid and then wind up in trouble AS IF! oh well, what the heck, you all have me until Thursday night, Maybe even Friday! But I miss my Kevie!! You all know how Kevin pulls pranks on me, so Hey I have to retaliate somehow! I remember one time, I took a bag of oreos and spent 45 minutes scraping out the middles (and eating them) and putting Colgate toothpaste in the middle, and watched kevin over 3 days eat the whole bag... Never complained once. He did mention the minty taste a few times... So let's see its Quarter to nine, and as I turn my head i see.. Christmas lights.. AND LOTS of them.... I figure the only thing that we don't have on display is the Santa in the Sleigh.. you know? Kevin hates those, he claims there stupid because they look very fake and are made of plastic, he hates big plastic things. So we have about 10, 000 Christmas lights shining through all our windows, lighting up the hall, bedroom, bathroom, living room. Kevins a light Junkie.. okay now I know there are A LOT of smart people on this site.. what do the RED pepper lights symbolize?? why do they symbolize Christmas?? Why the freak are they for sale? I don't understand yet we have some up. Can you believe me.. look at this.. I started off with no point.. I still have no point.. and I've already written about 12 lines.. Wow.. i do talk to much Oh I know.. how about the time Kevin was on the train and he got a ticket? Oh this is Gold.. He got fined 110 bucks... there was a new inspector, and he didn't know Kevin worked for the Train company... Kevin tried to explain, and he kept being told, "I've heard this one beofre, sir.. would you take your seat now." I was laughing so hard I almost died... Kevin was so enraged He ripped up his ticket (fine ticket) in front of him, stomped on it, rubbed it into the floor with his foot, picket it up and shoved it in the inspector's pocket.. and was then fined 450 bucks.. Can you imagine how funny this was?? (note to the person reading this: Try to put yourself there, it will seem funnier) Now Kevin was livid.. and if you've never seen Kevin livid.. he goes into a tizzy for about 4 minutes, then it's all over.. in 10 minutes he won't even remember what angered him in the first place! ( If your in a rush, you can easily turn that into 5 minutes by sitting him down in front of a hockey game on TV) so we got off the train, Kevin was his usual self again.. i'm not sure how he cleared that up, but he never payed a dime.. Just remember when he gets back to make fun of him...alot... and when he askes who told you.. tell him.. I DID.. (P.S he knows he's got to take what I deal, and like it!) I didn't imagine i could have so much fun here! I'll think of more embarassing stories! until then, I figure if I start unplugging these lights..well it's 9:06 now.. I should be done by midnight! Got to Fly.. Signed: ME!!!!
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