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A few funnies for our Sunday humor paper. [:D] These are food for thought. Don't eat too much and don't think on them too long. [8D] Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn in to something acceptable to have dinner with. (This had to be written by a women.) Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this research??) Butterflies taste with their feet. (YUK!!) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) [:D] Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too) [:D] [:p] [}:)] [B)] [:D] And, the best for last..! ... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And you think some people have bad breath!) [:)] [B)] [:0] [^]
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