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Some one-liners for the Finally Friday edition . . . <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? <br />Unique Up On It. <br /> <br />2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? <br />Tame Way, Unique Up On It. <br /> <br />3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? <br />They Take The Psycho Path <br /> <br />4. How Do You Get Holy Water? <br />You Boil The Hell Out Of It. <br /> <br />5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? <br />Dam! <br /> <br />6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? <br />Polaroids <br /> <br />7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work? <br />A Stick. <br /> <br />8. What Do You Call Cheese That isn't Yours? <br />Nacho Cheese. <br /> <br />9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? <br />Subordinate clauses. <br /> <br />10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters in Quicksand? <br />Quatro Sinko. <br /> <br />11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? <br />Spoiled Milk. <br /> <br />12.What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? <br />Frostbite. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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