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It's Thursday so here is the next edition of our humor . . . . <br /> <br />Here is a joke about Arkansans (now yall know I'm from ah ah ah Florida, yeah that's it , I'm from Florida . . . . [;)] ) <br /> <br /> <br />Bubba and Billy Ray are from Arkansas visiting a <br />relative in Oklahoma. <br /> <br />Walking along May Avenue, they see a sign on a store <br />that reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, <br />trousers $2.50 per pair" <br /> <br />Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray, Look! We could buy <br />a whole lot of those, and when we get back to <br />Arkansas, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into <br />the shop, you be quiet,okay? Just let me do all the <br />talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not <br />be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Oklahoma drawl." <br /> <br />They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at <br />$5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of <br />trousers at $2.50 each I'll back up my pickup and <br />......" <br /> <br />The owner of the shop interrupts, "You boys are from <br />Arkansas, aren't you?" <br /> <br />Well...yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you <br />know that?" <br /> <br />The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners." <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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