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[quote]QUOTE: Originally posted by DSchmitt Anyone want to invest in a bridge between California and Hawaii[:o)] [/quote] A man finds an old lamp in his basement & starts rubbing the dirt off it to see if he can make a few bucks with it on Ebay. Suddenly a Genie pops out and says the man gets one wish. "Only one?" he asks? "It's a cheap lamp, " says the Genie, "What will it be?" The man thinks for a minute and says, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly and I'm afraid to sail. I can't wi***hat you send me there because I want to come back and I only have one wish. So I wi***hat you build a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive there and back." The Genie thinks for a minute then says, "Well, you know it's a very long distance, the seas get very rough, materials will be hugely expensive, the pilings are going to have to be incredibly long, the engineering alone will take a long time. And this was a cheap lamp, after all. Are you sure there's nothing else you might want?" The man thinks for a minute and says, "Well, I've always wanted to get along better with women. I wi***hat you give me insight into how women think." "Do you want two lanes or four?" asked the Genie. Wayne
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