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OH Gee there ED, Your trains are soooo out of date! Our EMD90MACS come with running, lights brake lights, and TURNING LIGHTS! We even got cookie makers, LED turn and brake lights, we got the whole kit and cobuttle even got the signs on the 90 MAc that says i make wide right turns too! so when i'm signiling to turn, missouri don't cut me off.. like Ed said it's bad on the paint.. i hafta return the locomotive scratch free... And now for the New stuff! garanteed to be the best ever! The new Edible SD91MACs... there made out of gingerbread.. but they tend to attract kids... MAYBE thats why the death toll is so high! (also the wicked witch lives inside that one.. i nor anyone should disturb her) LATER ON THIS year, we will release the new SD92mac's.. the new units will feature a silent motor, no horn.. and will not triger the crossing lights.. nobody will hear or see us comming seeing as these units come with a cloaking device.. the faster you go.. the more invisible you go! A free ray gun is included! to shot at cars that jsut get too close.. no onw will ever know it was you, he1l they won't have even seen you! but thats not all folks.. oh no.. i saved the best till last.. The brand new GE AC 8000CW will feature the all new technology.. BULL HORN! we replaced the standerd horn.. with a brand new BULL HORN! thats right! it will trigger crossings but in case some idiot stalls on the tracks.. it will pick it up.. thats right everyone it detects a stalled car.. and in a regular computerized voice it says "Get Out Of The Way" "You Are On RR Property" "move your stalled vehicle" "your going to be hit.. get out of the way" Remeber folkes.. it picks up if soemthing is stalled on the tracks a full 10 seocndes beofre it is likely to impact them! As a safety messure, it will SELF activate!! Remeber the bull horn system is fully upgradeable.. you may upgrade it to almost anyhting upgrades include: "MOVE Your Car off my tracks" "didn't your mother ever teach you to take on a train?" "Don't ruin your car, maaw will give you a spanking!" " Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining" and much much, much more.. percist that your RRs buy the EMD edible 91 mac, the silent 92 mac.. or the bullhorn 8000CW strongly reccomended by three finger larry, and me.. Honest kevin. Detour kev.
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