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[quote]QUOTE: tree68 Posted: 05 Aug 2004, 19:34:42 <br />Of course, none of these would happen here: <br /> <br />The Restaurant Chronicles <br />"How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?" <br />"Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" -- Asked of a Taco Bell cashier. <br />"How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?" <br />"What's the difference?" -- Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese. <br />"Do you get rice with your fried rice?" <br />"Our whipped butter is made with margarine." -- On a menu. <br />"Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls -- do they have ham in them?" -- A customer at a bakery cafe. <br /> [/quote] <br /> <br />In the words of Bill Engvall, "Here's your sign."
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