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[quote]QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon Canada has jails? I didn't think there was any crime up there. [/quote] Oh yeah Dan, we got the crime up here eh. [B)] See, we used to just put the violent offenders on a little chunk of pack ice and let 'em float away. [xx(] If they didn't drown or freeze to death, the polar bears and wolves usually took care of 'em. Great deterrent . [:D] But with global warming and all, the ice is gettin harder to find and those darn tree hugger types started complainin' about the poor diet the wildlife was gettin eating all of those criminals [:(] (it seems criminals often have higher than normal cholesterol levels, and this was causing an increase in heart disease and Lipitor prescriptions in polar bears, and with our health care system the way it is things just couldn't go on that way). Soooo, we had to start building jails, and guard towers and so on. We even got some of them SuperMax prisions for the real nasties. [}:)] Oh the good old days. [sigh] Jeff Up North Crime Free - The way it should be
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