Woman hit by freight train

[CNW 6000]

Woman being 'silly' hit by freight train.

From Yahoo! news.  As soon as I heard that a bottle of whiskey was involved...less explaining was needed.  Hopefully she learns from this.  I hope the crew can move beyond this. 

[Railfan1]

ughhhh.....

[eolafan]

Let's all say it together gang...STUPID DOES AS STUPID IS!

[Mr_Ash]

20-30 yards lol probly one of those cases where if she had been sober she would be dead

[mudchicken]

Of course the trial lawyer is gonna say that she could not possibly be at fault!

[Mr_Ash]

Of course the trial lawyer is gonna say that she could not possibly be at fault!

Oh no its the railroads fault there should have been a fence along the tracks and my god man look how far she was thrown that train must have been going hundreds of miles an hour think of the children! She signaled the engineer to stop the train clearly reved its engines and sped up. we are currently seeking eleventy billion dollars for damages

[CNW 6000]

Of course the trial lawyer is gonna say that she could not possibly be at fault!

Oh no its the railroads fault there should have been a fence along the tracks and my god man look how far she was thrown that train must have been going hundreds of miles an hour think of the children! She signaled the engineer to stop the train clearly reved its engines and sped up. we are currently seeking eleventy billion dollars for damages

Minus attorney's fees, of course.

[CANADIANPACIFIC2816]

She's probably not the brightest even when she is sober! I'll bet she doesn't know how lucky she is to be still alive.

CANADIANPACIFIC2816

[Chris30]

So lets see if I understand...

whiskey = stupid/"silly" = being hit by freight train = lawyer/lawsuit = money = more whiskey = more stupidity & silliness = ???

CC

[edbenton]

Judge with any common sense goes CASE DISMISSED and then Cop goes herre you go ticket for Drunk in PUBLIC.

[vsmith]

She drank an entire BOTTLE of whiskey and no one saw fit to take her to the hospital for possible alcohol poisoning???

Amazing stuff alcohol, turns the body into rubber so you can avoid serious injury like getting hit by a train!

If she had been killed she'd be a perfect candidate for a Darwin Award

[Anonymous]

You're probobly right Mr. Ash! Of course, isn't it illigal to wave down a train for no good reason? Just like calling 911 just to be silly, but of course the lawyer's going to overlook that!

[wabash1]

I hit a 16 year old girl and she was mad i busted her whiskey bottle when i hit her. she lived and her mom sued , crying my baby got hit by a train, where my lawyer...life goes on,