About 35 or 45 years ago, a record album or tape was created, titled My Plumber Makes House Calls, with a series of comedy. One of the series was an interview of "Mark Train" (Jay Taylor), and Kahlil was the interviewer.
Mark Train opened the interview saying, "I have a problem, Sweetie, and don't know how to solve it." He discouraged passenger train travel. Some of his responses were "cab stools on flat cars," "rerouting between Fort Worth and Dallas, through Spokane," "rest room door coming off," and "conductor yelling 'Last call-ll aboard!'"
He took passengers' complaints as compliments. He talked about two crew men walking back and forth from one end of the car to the other, and one asked the other, "Feel like the car is loose?"
He closed with a statement, "Use the bathroom before getting on the train."
Has anyone heard this series or know the entire script of it? Please advise.