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The Coffee Shop (a place to chat) Est. 2004
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<DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT> </P></DIV> <TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%"> <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=black><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'." </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man." </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"Well, that's interesting. <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on"><ST1:CITY u1:st="on">Show</ST1:CITY> <ST1:STATE u1:st="on">Me.</ST1:STATE></ST1:PLACE>" </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">(I love this) </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR><BR><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">"Get your own dirt." </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR></SPAN></FONT></B></P></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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