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I'm currently struggling with business/shop names, some examples here.
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I went researching bad puns for possible business names. I found a few goodies I had to share even though they may be slightly off topic. <br /> <br />Mountain Trucking <br />The truck driver passed his mountain driving skills test. He was pleased to have made the grade <br /> <br />Ampere Forever <br />Scientists may come, and scientists may go, but Ampere's name will always be current. <br /> <br />Friar Tuck's Graduation <br />If Friar Tuck, while attending divinity school, had gotten Ph.D.s in both comparative theologies and Greek philosophy, would he then have graduated as a really deep, fat friar...? <br /> <br />Cold Mathematician <br />Did you hear about the mathematician who turned off his heating because he wanted to be cold and calculating? <br /> <br />Drilling for Oil <br />Drilling for oil is boring. <br /> <br />Church Denominations <br />My church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties. <br /> <br />Train Tracks <br />I can always tell when a train has been through town. I can see its tracks. <br /> <br />Explosives <br />A man started work at an explosives factory, but he soon got fired. <br /> <br />Hospital Shock <br />As I was leaving the hospital, I got an electric shock from my credit card. <br />But the doctor said not to worry about it; it had just been discharged. <br /> <br />Channel Tunnel <br />The first attempt to build the Channel Tunnel was started in France in the 1890s. It would have been the longest steam train tunnel in the world, but they stopped when they realised they'd Britain off more than they could choo. <br />
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