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"Things Your Mother Never Told You About....

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"Things Your Mother Never Told You About....
Posted by jacon12 on Monday, October 26, 2009 10:18 AM

 model railroading"?

Let's see, she never told me the formula for making 'ground goop' .  Hmmmm, what are some others, do you have any?

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Posted by chatanuga on Monday, October 26, 2009 4:46 PM

I still remember on my old layout at my parents' house how I wanted to follow in the steps of Jim Hediger's article about extending a staging yard on his Ohio Southern.  I wanted to put a staging yard in the food pantry in the room next to my layout.  I asked my mom if I could use one of the shelves, and she said yes and told me which one.  When I told her it was too high, she asked me why I needed a lower shelf.  When I told her I was going to cut a hole through the wall to run the track through, she went through the roof.

That idea was immediately abandoned.

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Posted by mononguy63 on Monday, October 26, 2009 5:26 PM

She never told me, "Now if you set up that little oval of track on the floor, it will trigger a life-long obsession that will eventually have you staring longingly at what other people consider cast-off junk, wondering how you might incorporate it into your layout."

"I am lapidary but not eristic when I use big words." - William F. Buckley

I haven't been sleeping. I'm afraid I'll dream I'm in a coma and then wake up unconscious.  -Stephen Wright

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Posted by jacon12 on Monday, October 26, 2009 6:51 PM

Sounds like a valid reason to me!

Jarrell

 

chatanuga

I still remember on my old layout at my parents' house how I wanted to follow in the steps of Jim Hediger's article about extending a staging yard on his Ohio Southern.  I wanted to put a staging yard in the food pantry in the room next to my layout.  I asked my mom if I could use one of the shelves, and she said yes and told me which one.  When I told her it was too high, she asked me why I needed a lower shelf.  When I told her I was going to cut a hole through the wall to run the track through, she went through the roof.

That idea was immediately abandoned.

Kevin

 
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Posted by citylimits on Monday, October 26, 2009 11:02 PM

The secrets of the, sisterhood.

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Posted by Allegheny2-6-6-6 on Tuesday, October 27, 2009 8:52 AM

 She never told me that trains would be more expensive the girls, even the wife says she thinks it would be cheaper if I had a girlfriend I told her only if she liked trains.

Just my 2 cents worth, I spent the rest on trains. If you choked a Smurf what color would he turn?
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Posted by jblackwelljr on Tuesday, October 27, 2009 9:02 AM

That I was found floating down the Schuylkill River in a basket, wrapped in a Pullman blanket.  She snatched me up and raised me as her own, not realizing that in time I would be drawn back to my own and become a………….model railroader………..spending 400 years  in a dark, dank basement.  Having parted the room with a false wall (workshop on one side, train room on the other),  I proceeded to learn the Ten Commandments of Model Railroad Yard Design.  The years spent convincing neighbors that this was the only way to run trains eventually bore fruit  - the people came and they liked what they saw, encouraging me to build more and spread the word.    Thus, I was able to create a layout of biblical proportions in a size that one could see and touch………Moe’s S Gauge Train Layout. 

 

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.  She never actually told me that.

 

Jim "He'll regret it to his dyin day, if ever he lives that long." - Squire Danaher, The Quiet Man

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