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Posted by andrechapelon on Sunday, January 13, 2008 5:08 PM

"Snow White And The Seven Dwarf Signals" - Snow White escapes her wicked stepmother (aren't they all?) and ends up in at LA Union Passenger Terminal where she is befriended by seven dwarf signals who keep trains from running into each other. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's keeping the train crews on the ball"?

"Frankenhobo" - Victor Von Frankenstein succeeds in creating a living being from dead flesh. The monster he creates escapes a howling mob, starts riding freight trains and earns his living as an itinerant farm worker during the 30's. He catches the eye of a Hollywood director and is hired to play the part of Lenny in "Of Mice and Men".

"The Thomas Crown Sheet Affair" - Thomas the Tank Engine's fireman fails to keep sufficient water over Thomas's crown sheet and if fails, killing the engine crew and blowing Thomas's boiler several hundred feet into a farmer's field. Sir Topham Hatt is torn between scrapping Thomas, or sending him into the shop for re-boilering. Not recommended for children due to graphic scenes of Thomas blowing up. 

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Posted by steemtrayn on Sunday, January 13, 2008 5:13 PM
Boy, are we a sick bunch...
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Posted by Flashwave on Sunday, January 13, 2008 5:24 PM

Last of the Mohawkans: New York Central tries to resist the coming onslaught of the RS tribe as their fleet of steamers slowly fall to the winds.

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Posted by Heartland Division CB&Q on Sunday, January 13, 2008 6:04 PM

With respect for our good friend and favorite KCS fan, Jeff W.....  Jeff post photos of his neatly painted 2-10-2 number 007.

Time for a Bond film ........ "Gold-Spiker"

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Posted by andrechapelon on Monday, January 14, 2008 12:57 AM

"Mars Needs Trains" - However, there's a problem. With only 1/3 the gravity of earth, adhesion suffers. However, friction and inertia stay the same. After about 90 minutes of ludicrous footage, someone remembers that there were rack railways on earth and the problem is solved. Not the greatest movie, about on a par with "Trackplan 9 From Outer Space".

Edit:

How about "The Day The Trains Stood Still" - a sci fi movie wherein an alien stops all trains to prove the power of a galactic alliance. He gets killed for his efforts and his robot attacks. The phrase "Klaatu barada nikto" prevents him from doing so. It means "Klaatu is pining for the fjords".

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Posted by Fazby on Monday, January 14, 2008 11:11 AM
 Phoebe Vet wrote:

Fazby:

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me...

You're schizophrenic?  So am I ! Hey, that makes four of us!

 

 

 

 

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Posted by Autobus Prime on Monday, January 14, 2008 11:21 AM

Folks:

How about Model Railroading Unlimited? That's a classic Kalmbach movie.

The club-layout mini disaster film is pure genius.

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Posted by PASMITH on Monday, January 14, 2008 1:57 PM
 andrechapelon wrote:

"Mars Needs Trains" - However, there's a problem. With only 1/3 the gravity of earth, adhesion suffers. However, friction and inertia stay the same. After about 90 minutes of ludicrous footage, someone remembers that there were rack railways on earth and the problem is solved. Not the greatest movie, about on a par with "Trackplan 9 From Outer Space".

Edit:

How about "The Day The Trains Stood Still" - a sci fi movie wherein an alien stops all trains to prove the power of a galactic alliance. He gets killed for his efforts and his robot attacks. The phrase "Klaatu barada nikto" prevents him from doing so. It means "Klaatu is pining for the fjords".

Andre




They must have forgotten about Lionel magnatraction.

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Posted by andrechapelon on Monday, January 14, 2008 2:13 PM

"Trackplan 9 From Outer Space" - A low budget klunker from "classic" model railroader Ed Wood. Bela Lugosi, who has come up with the worst track plan ever, dies during filming and his role is taken up by some unknown who tries to complete the trackplan all the while holding his cape in front of his face to hide the fact that he's not Bela Lugosi. Needless to say, the ultimate trackplan is even worse than Lugosi's original.

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Monday, January 14, 2008 2:42 PM
 andrechapelon wrote:

"Trackplan 9 From Outer Space" - A low budget klunker from "classic" model railroader Ed Wood. Bela Lugosi, who has come up with the worst track plan ever, dies during filming and his role is taken up by some unknown who tries to complete the trackplan all the while holding his cape in front of his face to hide the fact that he's not Bela Lugosi. Needless to say, the ultimate trackplan is even worse than Lugosi's original.

Andre

For a minute, I was thinking, "Didn't John Agar star in that movie?"  But then I realized, "No, he starred in "The Train From Planet Arous."  This was a film depicting unspeakable horrors, mostly in the acting and directing categories.  Locomotives float around, with no visible means of support, dangling brake hoses and MU cables below.  Lionel Cowen contemplated switching to slot cars and RC planes after watching this movie.

It takes an iron man to play with a toy iron horse. 

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Posted by andrechapelon on Monday, January 14, 2008 3:28 PM
 MisterBeasley wrote:
 andrechapelon wrote:

"Trackplan 9 From Outer Space" - A low budget klunker from "classic" model railroader Ed Wood. Bela Lugosi, who has come up with the worst track plan ever, dies during filming and his role is taken up by some unknown who tries to complete the trackplan all the while holding his cape in front of his face to hide the fact that he's not Bela Lugosi. Needless to say, the ultimate trackplan is even worse than Lugosi's original.

Andre

For a minute, I was thinking, "Didn't John Agar star in that movie?"  But then I realized, "No, he starred in "The Train From Planet Arous."  This was a film depicting unspeakable horrors, mostly in the acting and directing categories.  Locomotives float around, with no visible means of support, dangling brake hoses and MU cables below.  Lionel Cowen contemplated switching to slot cars and RC planes after watching this movie.

I liked "Traintula" better. You know, the one where a SP reefer block going over Beaumont Hill morphs into a giant spider. It was that film that eventually led to "Trainsformers".

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Posted by Fazby on Monday, January 14, 2008 5:29 PM

'Reefer madness' - The ultimate specialist, but despite all that ice, the modeller just can't chill out.

 "Singin in the Train"  Karaoke is taken to a ridiculous level with the train sound system.

 

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Posted by PASMITH on Monday, January 14, 2008 6:04 PM

The parts Searchers:

John Wayne returns home from the war to finish his scratch built 4-8-0 and finds that a band of renegade classic modelers has stolen his Precision Scale Parts catalog . He spends the next five years roaming the western hobby shops in search of brass sand domes. He finally locates Natalie Wood who has taken a job at a hobby shop in La Mesa. She sells him some Cal Scale domes and she returns home with him to help him finish his locomotive.

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Posted by Heartland Division CB&Q on Monday, January 14, 2008 6:43 PM

The Magincent F-Seven .... Featuring Yul Bryner and Steve McQueen. A great movie.

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Posted by twhite on Monday, January 14, 2008 6:48 PM

"Rio Grande" --when John Wayne burns his wife Maureen O'Hara's plantation during the Civil War, he inadvertantly destroys his son Claude Jarman Jr.'s American Flyer layout in the plantation house basement. 

Fifteen years later, Jarman runs away from West Point to his father's army base in Texas to complain to his father about the loss of all of his Reading 4-4-2's.  O'Hara follows, to take Jarman back to the plantation where she's had a new HO scale model railroad built for him, based on the Western and Atlantic.   Wayne shows Jarman the HO scale model of Tennessee Pass that he built along with some children he rescued from an Apache raid.  O'Hara and Jarman stay in Texas with Wayne, though there is some friction about the layout--Wayne and the rescued children want to use Tunnel Motors for the main power, O'Hara and Jarman wants brass L-131 2-8-8-2's.  At the end of the film, they've all agreed on first generation F-3's, and the Regimental Band plays "Dixie." 

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Posted by WSOR 3801 on Tuesday, January 15, 2008 1:15 AM
 andrechapelon wrote:

"Wabash Cannonball Run" - An ensemble cast including Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, Farrah Fawcett, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., et al., make a mockery of speed limits on the old Wabash Railroad.

Andre

This one would be art imitating life.  Most trains had the orders "Make best possible time consistent with safety."  Which means give'r tarpaper, but if you wreck, it is your own fault. 

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Posted by OzarkBelt on Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:21 PM

My personal favorites, classics really by George Lucas:

Train Wars

Episode I: the Phantom Trainmaster

Episode II: Attack of the Geeps

Episode III: Revenge of the F-unit

Episode IV: A New Mogul

Episode V: The Big Boy Strikes Back

Episode VI:  Return of the Steam Engine

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Posted by Autobus Prime on Tuesday, January 15, 2008 2:00 PM
 OzarkBelt wrote:

My personal favorites, classics really by George Lucas:

Train Wars

Episode I: the Phantom Trainmaster

Episode II: Attack of the Geeps

Episode III: Revenge of the F-unit

Episode IV: A New Mogul

Episode V: The Big Boy Strikes Back

Episode VI:  Return of the Steam Engine

OB:

Ep 1 would have been better if so much time hadn't been spent on the Athearn Hustler Races.

 

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Posted by Master of Big Sky Blue on Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:18 PM

And let us not forget the Greatest Train Movie Never Made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lee Marvin   Earnest Borgnine   Bergie  &   Kate Blanchett

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Posted by Dallas Model Works on Tuesday, January 15, 2008 9:12 PM

What about:

The Odd Coupler: A horn-hook and a Kadee No. 5 share an apartment and drive each other crazy.

UP: A naked little alien runs a railroad with just his illuminated finger.

Whertigo: A train derails inside a tunnel and doesn't come out the other side.

The World's Greatest Escape: Steve McQueen, Richard Attenborough, James Garner, Donald Pleasance, James Coburn and Charles Bronson forget their troubles and conduct a big operating session in Hannes Messemer's basement.

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Posted by OzarkBelt on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 7:55 AM
 Autobus Prime wrote:
 OzarkBelt wrote:

My personal favorites, classics really by George Lucas:

Train Wars

Episode I: the Phantom Trainmaster

Episode II: Attack of the Geeps

Episode III: Revenge of the F-unit

Episode IV: A New Mogul

Episode V: The Big Boy Strikes Back

Episode VI:  Return of the Steam Engine

OB:

Ep 1 would have been better if so much time hadn't been spent on the Athearn Hustler Races.

 

I don't know, I thought is was a nice change of pace, Though the action in Ep3 with the Geep wars and the rise of Darth Consalidation was Amazing. G. Lucas did a good job of tying it all together. 

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Posted by MisterBeasley on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 8:38 AM

Robin Hood - Men on Trains - Another Mel Brooks spoof.  This time, when the train stops, the robbers get off the train, steal stuff from the rich, and get back on the train to make their escape.

The Ten MR Commandments - John Allen appears to Moses as a burning Supertree.  He gives him the laws of MR, including "Thou Shalt Not Use S-curves" and "Thou Shalt Not Run Autoracks with Thy Steam Engines."  The Parting of the Red Sea is modelled using Woodland Scenics Realistic Water.  Moses dies before reaching The Promised Layout.

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Posted by jesrr on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 10:13 AM
 I'll never go to the movies again.  Whistling [:-^]
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 11:28 AM

How about this one:

They weren't Expendible-JohnWayne and Robert Ryan throw caution to the wind and aim their explosive loaded BigBoy at a convoy of cheap imports.

or Cat on a Hot Tin Reefer-Marlon Brando races against time to ice down a train load of produce. 

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Posted by steemtrayn on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 6:17 PM
 aav wrote:

                "Layout of Dreams"

                 ......."if you built it they will come"

          

Shouldn't that be "If you Dream, Plan, Build it, they will come"?

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Posted by andrechapelon on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 7:20 PM

 jesrr wrote:
 I'll never go to the movies again.  Whistling [:-^]

Given the cost of movie tickets, not to mention the cost of theater bought snacks and drinks, that's probably a good plan. You could come out of the theater missing an arm and a leg.

It'll give you more money for the hobby.

Obligatory Kalmbach Classic Movie: "The Longest Yard" - UP's Pocatello yard gets a makeover with the labor being done by convicts

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