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Elliotts Trackside Diner (est 1-1-07)
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A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; "I need to inspect your farm."<br /><br />The old farmer said: "OK, but don't go in that field."<br /><br />In a wise-mouth tone the Ag representative said, "I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card?" He stuck a plastic-coated card in the farmer's face. <br />"This card says I can go wherever I want to on agricultural land."<br /><br />The old farmer shrugged and went about his farm chores.<br /><br />Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for the fence. Close behind was the farmer's prize bull, Geronimo.<br /><br />Geronimo was madder than a nest full of hornets and he was gaining on the Ag Rep with every angry snort.<br /><br />The farmer shouted, "Show him your card!"<span class="smiley">[:D]</span>
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