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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. <br />Female...... Any part under a car's hood. <br />Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. <br /> <br />2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. <br />Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. <br />Male.... Playing football without a cup. <br /> <br />3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. <br />Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. <br />Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. <br /> <br />4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. <br />Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. <br />Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. <br /> <br />5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. <br />Female.... A good movie, concert, play, or book. <br />Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. <br /> <br />6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. <br />Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. <br />Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. <br /> <br />7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. <br />Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. <br />Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. <br /> <br />8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. <br />Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. <br />Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. <br /> <br />AND <br /> <br /> <br />He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. <br />She said . . . You wear pants don't you? <br /> <br /> <br />He said .. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? <br />She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! <br /> <br />He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? <br />She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! <br /> <br /> <br />He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? <br />She said . . We don't know; it has never happened. <br /> <br />He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? <br />She said . . . They already have boyfriends. <br /> <br />She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? <br />He said . . . A widow. <br /> <br />He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? <br />She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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