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Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading: <br />"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." <br /> <br />The town elders were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed: <br />"Hysterias and Posteriors." <br /> <br />The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested: <br />"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." <br /> <br />The town didn't like that either and countered with: <br />"Catatonics and High Colonics." <br /> <br />Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions began rolling in: <br /> <br />"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives." <br /> <br />"Minds and Behinds." <br /> <br />"Lost Souls and ***-holes." <br /> <br />"Analysis and Anal Cysts." <br /> <br />"Nuts and Butts." <br /> <br />"Freaks and Cheeks." <br /> <br />"Loons and Moons." <br /> <br />None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on <br />"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds & Ends." <br /> <br />
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