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Doctors VS Gunowners <br /> <br /> <br />Doctors <br /> <br />(A) The number of Physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. <br /> <br /> <br />(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. <br /> <br />(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. <br /> <br />Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. <br /> <br />Now Guns: <br /> <br />(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is <br />80 million. <br /> <br />(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. <br /> <br />(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. <br /> <br />Statistics courtesy of F.B.I. <br /> <br />Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. <br />Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." <br /> <br /> <br />FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR! <br />Please alert your friends to this alarming threat immediately. We must ban doctors <br />before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! <br /> <br />Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers <br />for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. <br /> <br />
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