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ROFLMAO Both of the previous two jokes are pretty good. Here are a few more. [:D] Kids Say the Darnest Things A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals. One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, "Jerry, what does your father say when the family sits down to dinner?" Jerry answered, "Dad says, 'Go easy on the butter, kids, it's three dollars a pound!'" ****************************************************** Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, "Mommy, why does Daddy have such little hair on his head?" "He thinks a lot, dear" replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a such good answer to her husband's baldness. "Then, why do you have so much hair?" asked Little Johnny. "Go eat your breakfast!" snarled his mother.... ****************************************************** There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back. Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions: a baseball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole. "How do you suppose this ball got in here?" I asked the boy. Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at me, the boy exclaimed, "Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole!"
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