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Sunday Funnies . . . . . . . [:D] [:D] [:D] <br /> <br /> <br />Brain Cramps <br /> <br /> <br />"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean <br />air do we need?" <br />-- former president of American Motors, Lee Iacocca <br /> <br /> <br />"I was provided with additional input that was <br />radically different from the truth. I assisted in <br />furthering that version." <br />-- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra <br />testimony. <br /> <br /> <br />"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A <br />genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." <br />-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports <br />analyst. <br /> <br /> <br />"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude <br />certain types of people." <br />-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. <br /> <br /> <br />"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from <br />overseas." <br />-- Keppel Enderbery <br /> <br /> <br />"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March <br />1992, because we received notice that you passed away. <br />May God bless you. You may re-apply if there is a <br />change in your circumstances." <br />-- State Department of Social Services, Greenville, <br />South Carolina <br /> <br />
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