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Saturday's Silly Season . . . . . . . [8D] [8D] [8D] <br /> <br /> <br />Rejected Halmark Cards <br /> <br />You had your bladder removed <br />and you're on the mends.... <br />here's a bouquet of flowers <br />and a box of Depends. <br /> <br />You've announced that you're gay, <br />won't that be a laugh, <br />when they find out you're one <br />of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. <br /> <br /> <br />My tire was thumping.... <br />I thought it was flat.... <br />when I looked at the tire.... <br />I noticed your cat... Sorry <br /> <br />To my ex on Valentines Day <br />After all these years <br />I am still missing you <br />But my aim is getting better <br /> <br />You totaled your car... <br />and can't remember why... <br />could it have been... <br />that case of Bud Dry? <br /> <br />Heard your wife left you... <br />How upset you must be... <br />But don't fret about it.... <br />She moved in with me <br /> <br />Happy Vasectomy! <br />Hope you feel zippy! <br />'Cause when I had mine <br />I got real snippy. <br /> <br />Roses are red <br />Violets are blue <br />Heard your sick <br />Glad its you. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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