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Sunday Funnies . . . . . . . [:)] [:)] [:)] <br /> <br /> <br />Where in the company, do you belong <br /> <br />Take the prospective employees you are trying to place <br />and put them in a room with only a table and two <br />chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any <br />instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see <br />what they are doing. <br /> <br />If they have taken the table apart, put them in <br />Engineering. <br /> <br />If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign <br />them to Finance. <br /> <br />If they are waving their arms and talking out loud, <br />send them to Consulting. <br /> <br />If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good <br />spot for them. If they are wearing green sunglasses <br />and need a haircut, Computer Information Systems is <br />their niche. If the room has a sweaty odor, perhaps <br />they're destined for the Help Desk. <br /> <br />If they mention what a good price we got for the table <br />and chairs, put them into Purchasing. <br /> <br />If they mention that hardwood furniture DOES NOT come <br />from rainforests, Public Relations would suit them <br />well. <br /> <br />If they are sleeping, they are Management material. <br /> <br />If they are writing up the experience, send them to <br />the Technical Documents team. <br /> <br />If they don't even look up when you enter the room, <br />assign them to Security. <br /> <br />If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, <br />send them to Marketing. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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