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Finally Friday . . . . . . . [:D] [:D] [:D] <br /> <br /> <br />- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every <br />problem begins to look like a nail. <br /> <br />- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. <br /> <br />- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? <br /> <br />- My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. <br /> <br />- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. <br /> <br />- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. <br /> <br />- How can there be self-help "groups"? <br /> <br />- Is there another word for synonym? <br /> <br />- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it <br />all"? <br /> <br />- The speed of time is one-second per second. <br /> <br />- Is it possible to be totally partial? <br /> <br />- What's another word for thesaurus? <br /> <br />- Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? <br /> <br />- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you <br />explain whales? <br /> <br />- Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, <br />and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. <br /> <br />- It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like <br />one. <br /> <br />- Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like <br />chicken? <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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