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[quote]QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman CUSTOMER: WAITER, THERE'S A FLY IN MY SOUP! WAITER: PLEASE BE QUIET. EVERYBODY WILL WANT ONE! [/quote] Two For Tuesday . . . . . . . [:p] [:)] [8D] This is a true story. (We haven't had a Jim Story in a while so sit down and shut up. [}:)] [;)] [:p] ) Years ago I attended a church where the Pastor had served in WWII. His service was in the Navy on an aircraft carrier. After the war he and the carrier were in Japan. He was given Shore Patrol duty. He walked his "beat" but when it came time for him to go off duty no one showed up to relieve him. So he was forced to stay out and keep on duty. Naturally he got hungry so he stopped in a little Japanese restaurant. He had some Japenese money and looked at the menu. Since he could not read it, he found something that he knew he had enough money for and pointed to it on the menu. After a few minutes the Japenese waitress came out with a bowl of soup. As he was eating his soup he noticed a white bug in his soup. He motioned for the waitress and she came over. He then pointed toward the bug in his soup. The little waitress headed off to the kitchen. Now the pastor is thinking she will bring him another bowl with no bugs in it. She come back from the kitchen and pours a small bowl of "bugs" into his soup. He was complaining that there WAS a bug in his soup but she thought he was complaining that there were not enough bugs in his soup. [}:)] He left her money for his soup and a tip, then went back to work hungry. Got to go now, bedtime. [;)]
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