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A few more funnies for the day. [:D] [;)] [:D] Gary and Keith were chatting by the office coffee maker. "I had the most bizarre dream the night before last," Gary declared, "All night there was just this huge glowing number 5. It was made of gold and sparkled with diamonds." Keith raised an eyebrow and responded, "Interesting. So what'd ya do?" "The first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the fifth race and the #5 horse in the fifth race was named 'The Fifth Element.'" Keith started grinning. "I was sure that this was a sign," explained Gary, "so... - I ate five bowls of cereal for breakfast and drank five cups of coffee - I went for a five mile jog to clear my head - I took a five minute shower - I dressed in the fifth suit I found in my closet - I sat in my car for five minutes before starting it up - I drove to the racetrack and parked in the fifth stall in the fifth row - I entered through the fifth admissions gate - I bought five programs - I went to the fifth betting window and bet $5 on the fifth horse in the fifth race - I went and sat in the fifth row of the bleachers making sure there were five people sitting on either side of me. I settled in and waited for the race to start." "Well," wondered Keith, "Did the horse win?" Gary smiled, "Of course not, he came in fifth." Last Laugh A Texan stood in London looking at a large building. A British boy walked by and stood beside the American. "You know," said the Texan, "in the States we have that kind of building too, but they are four times higher." "Really?" replied the boy. "How sad. That is a mental hospital."
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