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Finally F R I D A Y . . . . . . . [:)] [:p] [:)] <br /> <br />(But I am having another week without a day off [:(] ) <br /> <br /> <br />Maybe I can come out of the storeroom on this one. (Don't tell anyone where I hide, I don't want too much company back there. I like to eat in peace, just me and the mice. [}:)] [;)] ) <br /> <br /> <br />TEACHERS <br /> <br />After being interviewed by the school administration, <br />the eager teaching prospect said: "Let me see if I've <br />got this right. <br /> <br />You want me to go into that room with all those kids <br />and fill their every waking moment with a love for <br />learning." And I'm supposed to instill a sense of <br />pride in their ethnicity, modify their disruptive <br />behavior, observe them for signs of abuse and <br />even censor their T-shirt messages and dress habits. <br /> <br />You want me to wage a war on drugs and sexually <br />transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for <br />weapons of mass destruction,and raise their <br />self-esteem. <br /> <br />You want me to teach them patriotism, good <br />citizenship, sportsmanship, and fair play, how and <br />where to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook, <br />and how to apply for a job. <br /> <br />I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe <br />environment, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, <br />offer advice, write letters of recommendation for <br />student employment and scholarships, encourage respect <br />for their elders and future employers. <br /> <br />And I am to communicate regularly with the parents by <br />letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card. <br /> <br />All of this I am to do with just a piece of chalk, a <br />computer, a few books, a bulletin board, and a big <br />smile AND on a starting salary that qualifies my <br />family for food stamps! <br /> <br />You want me to do all of this, and you expect me NOT <br />TO PRAY?" <br /> <br />~Teacher Unknown~ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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