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Thursday's Humor Paper . . . . . . . [:)] [;)] [:)] If there are any "teachers" who are forum members I might have to go back and "hide" in the storeroom again. [}:)] [;)] [:p] KIDS TODAY THINK ON THEIR FEET TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! ************* TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I." ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen.... Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ************* TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ************* TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand." TEACHER: Morris, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog! ************* TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher
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