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Hump Day Helpers . . . . . . . [8D] [8D] Today's Joke Ray was trying to cross the street. As he stepped off the curb a car came screaming around the corner and headed straight for him. Ray walked faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changed lanes and kept coming at him. So Ray turned around to go back, but the car changed lanes again and continued coming at him. By then, the car was so close and Ray was so scared that he just froze in the middle of the road. The car got real close, then swerved at the last possible moment and stopped next to Ray. The driver rolled down the window. It was a squirrel. It said, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?" ****************************************************** Daily Thoughts Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one. I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!! ****************************************************** Reader's Story My husband, who was a truck driver, stopped at a truckstop one night. As he pulled back on the interstate he heard this loud flapping. He noticed that a piece of black plastic,like a garbage bag, had got caught on his mirror and was flapping in the wind. He decided to get it off at the next place he stopped. He stopped but forgot about the plastic so when he got back on the interstate the flapping reminded him. Annoyed by the sound he rolled down his window and reached out to pull it off the mirror. As he grabbed it his hand slid down it stretching it out. Instead of grabbing hold of a black plastic bag he had grabbed a big bat's wing. He freaked and just about wrecked trying to get his window up before it came in. After that he checked his mirrors whenever he stopped at night.
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