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Hump Day Helpers . . . . . . . [:)] [:)] <br /> <br /> <br />Reasons Why The English Language Is So Hard To Learn <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />1. The bandage was wound around the wound. <br /> <br />2. The farm was used to produce produce. <br /> <br />3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. <br /> <br />4. We must poli***he Polish furniture. <br /> <br />5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. <br /> <br />6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. <br /> <br />7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. <br /> <br />8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. <br /> <br />9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. <br /> <br />10. I did not object to the object. <br /> <br />11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. <br /> <br />12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. <br /> <br />13. They were too close to the door to close it. <br /> <br />14. The buck does funny things when the does are present. <br /> <br />15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into the sewer. <br /> <br />16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. <br /> <br />17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. <br /> <br />18. After a number of injections my jaw got number. <br /> <br />19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear. <br /> <br />20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. <br /> <br />21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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